Terve ja rock’n'roll!Tenacious D siis on kahden miehen bändi, Jack Black ja Kyle Gass. Jack Blackhän on tunnettu näyttelijä(King Kong,
Nacho Libre, School of Rock), mutta myös super lahjakas
laulaja ja muusikko. Kyle Gass on virtuoosimainen kitaristi ja myös näyttelijä. Äijät on tehneet yhteisen elokuvan
Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny ja se on hulvattoman hauska. Siis sairaan hauska jos vielä saan tarkentaa!! (
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traileri2)Noh, kun leffan on siis nähnyt niin ei voi olla hankkimatta siitä olevaa soundtrack:ia. Äijät on tehneet kaikenkaikkiaan kaksi albumia ja nuo ovat ilmiömäisen sairaita luomuksia! Positiivisella tavalla ajateltuna siis! Ja nuo lyriikat ovat ihan kipeitä!
Löysin nuo lyriikat tästä osoitteesta, siis parhaimmat niistä ovat tässä. Toki nuo on aina parempia lukea samalla, kun kuuntelee kyseistä musiikkia. Kaikesta huolimatta loistavaa materiaalia!
Fuck her gently:
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna Fuck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I’ll fucking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna fuck you hard
HardDouble Team:
[spoken]
Damn, a hard day’s rockin’. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m’toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who’s this? How’s it goin’?
[sung]
That’s the first thin’ I say to you.
How’s it goin’? Are you flowin’?
Listen honey,
Thinkin’ ’bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin’, growin’,
Man I’d like to place my hand
upon your fuckin’ sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!
Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
‘Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you’re groovin’,
Put on a cool ’70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.
Me, me and KG,
It’s all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That’s what I’m offerin’ you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It’s KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin’ down by your feet.
It’s me, it’s JB, I’m suckin’ upon your toes.
We don’t mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin’ sex with me and KG,
Now you’re talkin’ double team supreme.
Let’s roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!
What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that’s it, that’s right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I’m-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
…Splooge!
[spoken]
That was the one.
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
Dio:
Dio has rocked for a long, long time,
Now it’s time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildebeests and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.
It’s time to pass the torch,
You’re too old to rock, no more rockin’ for you.
We’re takin’ you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.
And we will make sure that you’re very well taken care of.
You’ll tell us secrets that you’ve learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we’ll make a good goulash baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go! Go! Dio! Dio!
Lee:
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee,
We’re talkin’ fuckin’ Lee.
I had a friend named Lee,
He cast a spell a spell on me.
If me and Lee and KG could be three,
Flyin’ free Tenaciously,
Skinny-dippin’ in a sea of Lee,
I’d propose on bended knee
To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
Lee Lee,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee Lee,
Le-Lut-Le-Le-Le-Lee Lee,
If me, and Lee, and KG, (that’s me)
Could be three, (could be three)
Plant a tree, (plant a tree)
Just for Lee, (just for Lee)
Just for Lee, (Lee)
Just for Lee!
Lee, Lee, Lee: ["Psycho" Knife Song style, 16X]
Leeee, Leeee, Leeee:
LEE!
Jack Black Rules!!!!
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No niin, ollaan siis selvitty Jussistakin kunnialla ja ennen kaikkea hengissä! Vilman kanssa painuimme vanhempieni luo viettämään keskikesän juhlaa.
Olut oli kylmää ja sauna kävi kuumana. Tämä on elämää. Pientä vastapainoa bodaukselle juu! Totaalilepo salilta on pikkuhiljaa väistymässä. Olen jo useamman kerran uskaltautunut treenaamaan ja täytyy sanoa, että esimerkiksi eilen treenaamani ojentajat ovat niin tulessa ja turvoksissa, että jopa alan hieman nauttia taas tunteesta. Kyllä tämä tästä taas olkaa lutviutua.
